I Swear The Fart wasn't as funny as this!!!!

Every night I take a bath with the Turtle.

We have a huge Garden style tub in our bathroom.

She Loves to splash and play, and I hold her because she isn't to good at sitting up in the tub by herself yet.

Clark usually holds her while I get into the tub, then I take her clothes and diaper off.

He also gets her from me when we are done, and dries her off so I can get out and dry off.

Well tonight Clark wanted to go ahead and get in the shower while we were in the tub.

I got Turtle all undressed, and sat her on the bath rug so that I could get undressed.

I had just gotten undressed and climbed into the tub, when Clark came in the bathroom.

He walked over and looked down at the Turtle sitting on the floor.

She was playing with some loose strings on the carpet.

He bent down to pick her up.

Just as he bent over I happened to look out and down at Turtle, and she was sitting there looking back at me with a huge smile on her face...... PEEING ON THE RUG!!!!!!

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee in the tub!!

Clark was mortified!!

He said "Shit if it ain't the dogs it's the Baby!!"

Now any woman would have picked the rug up and tossed it in the laundry, but not my husband, no no his shower was way more important.

I didn't think anymore about it.

Clark showered, and got dressed.

I called him to come get the Turtle from me.

He got her towel all ready, and stepped up to the tub.....


Wait.


For


It...........


You guessed it, he stepped in the pee!!!!

I just about died laughing.

Seriously people.

He knew it was there.

He KNEW it was there!!!!

He hopped over to his sink, on one foot, performed a move that would rival any ballet leg lift, pumped hand soap all over his foot, scrubbed, and rinsed.

He was so pissed off at me for laughing at him, he took my towel away.

I couldn't help it.

So tonight, I have a husband who knows how it feels to be totally humiliated by his 7 month old daughter!!!

Score one for Mom!!!