So last night after that ever so sweet post, I shut the computer down, washed bottles, set the coffee pot for Clark. So I figured what the hell, I would go peek on Turtle, and sniff her head.
It was all good. She was sleeping so hard she was making little grunting noises. She has started sleeping on her knees with her butt up in the air, and her arms tucked under her, almost in a "sleep crawl".
I bent down ever so slowly, and took a slow inhale of her B*by M*gic, just bathed, smell. Started to straighten up, she grunted again, and FARTED. I don't mean a little toot either, this kid ripped it. In her sleep. The smell was horrible, and it took everything I had to get out of the room before I lost it and died laughing.
What a way to ruin a Mommy Moment!!! Geez!!!
The Quiet Zone
8 hours ago
5 comments:
Awwww...she's adorable, smelly farts and all. :)
Bwahahahaha...see, the sad thing is my boys would do that on purpose now.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I asked you to smell her for me! lol
Gross! And wonderful! You'll get to return the favor one day...
i bet that fart smelled like roses and sunshine (lol)
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