December 2, 2008

Confession of a Mother

Hi.

I am Rebel.

I am a Gymb*ree addict.

I had s*x with my husband last night so that I could purchase $160.00 worth of their clothes for the Turtle.

Clark doesn't see this as an issue(obviously, he gets the better end of the shaft!! :oP~~), I however hope that the Turtle will appreciate all of the sacrifices I make for her so that she can have totally cute clothes.

I can't help it though.

I swore that if I ever had a little girl that I would not dress her in UGLY clothes.

I was a child of the 70's, and frankly our parents really put some hideous outfits together back then!! I shudder to think of all the fashion no-no's that happened to me... I actually do have some photo's... it isn't pretty people!!!

So there now you know my secret confession... I am a clothes whore.

Literally.

She better thank me for this some day!!!

12 comments:

momofonefornow said...

I literally almost peed my pants when I read this. You are so hilarious!!

I wish that was all it took to get my dh to let me buy cute stuff for the bean. A little nookie ought to go a long way, but...not so much!

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

OMG That is flippin HILARIOUS!!

The things a mother does for their child! LOL

Thanks for the giggle! Now go shop girl, you earned it :)

Soxy Deb said...

A literal clothes whore - I love it!!

She's is worth all the sacrifice you have to make to get her those clothes. ;)

Kristin said...

ROFL...too funny!

Jason and Samantha said...

hehe. I did it with my husband for a Wii. :)

But, I'm a clothes horse too. And I all about The Children's Place.

Dora said...

What a confession!

If you enjoyed the sex, you're not a whore. ;-)

Just Me. said...

LMAO.

I am a child of the 70s too and well, some aren't that bad. :)

But I have to tell ya, I understand all about being a clothes whore. LOL.

Aunt Becky said...

So glad that I wasn't drinking anything. Thanks for the heads-up, dude.

Kahla said...

Oh the sacrifices we make, what a great mom you are!!! ;o)

Kibbles said...

I'm gonna need to see pictures.
(of Turtle modeling the clothes I mean!!)
Also, Baby Rebel in her 70s outfits.
Pretty please!
:)

Amanda said...

welcome to clothing whores anonymous! You and millions of other women who have figured out the way to a man's wallet... :) LOL... Hey, I did it for Taco Bell the other day. SAD.

noswimmers said...

Teehee..."will have sex for clothes".
Love it.