Hi.
I am Rebel.
I am a Gymb*ree addict.
I had s*x with my husband last night so that I could purchase $160.00 worth of their clothes for the Turtle.
Clark doesn't see this as an issue(obviously, he gets the better end of the shaft!! :oP~~), I however hope that the Turtle will appreciate all of the sacrifices I make for her so that she can have totally cute clothes.
I can't help it though.
I swore that if I ever had a little girl that I would not dress her in UGLY clothes.
I was a child of the 70's, and frankly our parents really put some hideous outfits together back then!! I shudder to think of all the fashion no-no's that happened to me... I actually do have some photo's... it isn't pretty people!!!
So there now you know my secret confession... I am a clothes whore.
Literally.
She better thank me for this some day!!!
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I literally almost peed my pants when I read this. You are so hilarious!!
I wish that was all it took to get my dh to let me buy cute stuff for the bean. A little nookie ought to go a long way, but...not so much!
OMG That is flippin HILARIOUS!!
The things a mother does for their child! LOL
Thanks for the giggle! Now go shop girl, you earned it :)
A literal clothes whore - I love it!!
She's is worth all the sacrifice you have to make to get her those clothes. ;)
ROFL...too funny!
hehe. I did it with my husband for a Wii. :)
But, I'm a clothes horse too. And I all about The Children's Place.
What a confession!
If you enjoyed the sex, you're not a whore. ;-)
LMAO.
I am a child of the 70s too and well, some aren't that bad. :)
But I have to tell ya, I understand all about being a clothes whore. LOL.
So glad that I wasn't drinking anything. Thanks for the heads-up, dude.
Oh the sacrifices we make, what a great mom you are!!! ;o)
I'm gonna need to see pictures.
(of Turtle modeling the clothes I mean!!)
Also, Baby Rebel in her 70s outfits.
Pretty please!
:)
welcome to clothing whores anonymous! You and millions of other women who have figured out the way to a man's wallet... :) LOL... Hey, I did it for Taco Bell the other day. SAD.
Teehee..."will have sex for clothes".
Love it.
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