RedNeck Asshole Brigade

I have left the OctoMom alone here, but today I heard one of the most insulting comments by far!!

Let me set the scene... I live in RURAL NC, I am talking like 200 people in our "town" and they are stretched out over MILES of farmland.

We have a little store in said "town" and I had to make a stop there today for a friend.

I know the owners, and they know us, very well.

Now of course since I am in the running for MOTY (Mother of the Year), I took Turtle in the store with me.

Somehow, I have no idea who or how, but the people in line started talking about the OctoMom. I kept my mouth shut as I often do on this subject because honestly I didn't have the time to break it down for the RedNeck crowd.

Standing in line behind me is an older man. Think oh I would say late 60's early 70's maybe. Well he is all in a tizzy over Ms.OctoMom, and he says to the cashier...

and I Quote...

"Well it just makes me sick what she did, and now the rest of us are going to pay for her and her FREAK OF NATURE IVF BABIES."

The cashier just looked at me and smiled a knowing grin.

He reached up and touched Turtle's shoulder, looked at me and said....

"What a beautiful little girl you have."

I turned to him and looked that old man squarely in his face and said.....

"I know huh?? Not bad for an IVF FREAK OF NATURE dont'cha think??"

You should have seen his face.... PRICELESS!!!!