March 5, 2009

RedNeck Asshole Brigade

I have left the OctoMom alone here, but today I heard one of the most insulting comments by far!!

Let me set the scene... I live in RURAL NC, I am talking like 200 people in our "town" and they are stretched out over MILES of farmland.

We have a little store in said "town" and I had to make a stop there today for a friend.

I know the owners, and they know us, very well.

Now of course since I am in the running for MOTY (Mother of the Year), I took Turtle in the store with me.

Somehow, I have no idea who or how, but the people in line started talking about the OctoMom. I kept my mouth shut as I often do on this subject because honestly I didn't have the time to break it down for the RedNeck crowd.

Standing in line behind me is an older man. Think oh I would say late 60's early 70's maybe. Well he is all in a tizzy over Ms.OctoMom, and he says to the cashier...

and I Quote...

"Well it just makes me sick what she did, and now the rest of us are going to pay for her and her FREAK OF NATURE IVF BABIES."

The cashier just looked at me and smiled a knowing grin.

He reached up and touched Turtle's shoulder, looked at me and said....

"What a beautiful little girl you have."

I turned to him and looked that old man squarely in his face and said.....

"I know huh?? Not bad for an IVF FREAK OF NATURE dont'cha think??"

You should have seen his face.... PRICELESS!!!!

14 comments:

Jason and Samantha said...

**Love it!**

Rhonda said...

GOOD FOR YOU!!!

momofonefornow said...

Woot!

~*~Bodhi~*~ said...
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Kristin said...

Way to go!!!

Erin said...

Perfect!

poison ivy said...

You are awesome! So quick on your feet.

Tracey said...

GOOD FOR YOU!

My Reality said...

You rock.

Fiddle1 said...

I can just picture the store, and the gathering of redneck men there! I couldn't find your email address on your blog..but you requested some info from me. I don't know what EC stands for (I'm a looser). But I live in AL.
Hugs.

Crystal said...

Hey :-), old people are senile haha! Great job with a fast thinking comeback!

Nikki said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and offering support. It feels so much better to know that people get it, and that I'm not being judged.

Thanks again!

Wishing 4 One said...

LOVE IT! Even the word priceless don't give it enough BAAMM in your face... you go!

Mely said...

AMEN!!!!